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  • Claim BONES
  • Stake BONES
  • Stake a Neandersmol
  • Claim daily XP
  • Start a battle in “Battling & Levelling”

Lore

The Boneyard: Origins

The Boneyard: Origins

When the first Neandersmols crawled out of the Long Freeze, they found a valley littered with bones bigger than their huts. Some say a storm of meteors struck here, flattening the great beasts in one terrible night. Others whisper that the Old Dream itself coughed, and the bones spilled out like crumbs from its jaw. Smols soon learned the bones were more than relics—they hummed with leftover beast-energy. If you listened close, you could hear echoes of stomps, screeches, and the occasional dino fart. The bravest (or dumbest) smols dug deep, pulling bones to craft clubs, shrines, and strange rituals. Thus the valley became the Boneyard: a place of reverence, scavenging, and the occasional bone-sword duel. To this day, the ground creaks underfoot. Every bone pulled from the earth is said to awaken something older, bigger, and hungrier… but hey, free resources.

The Common Sense School: Origins

The Common Sense School: Origins

Not long after Smols discovered fire (and promptly burned half their huts), the elders declared something had to be done. Thus rose the Common Sense School, a place where wisdom was hammered into tiny skulls like rocks against flint. Legends say the first lesson was "Don't lick the glowing mushrooms," followed closely by "Don't club your neighbor during nap time." Soon, the School became the heart of smol learning: teaching survival, basic math (counting rocks), and philosophy (Why Ooga? Why not Booga?). The Common Sense School was never just about knowledge—it was about keeping Smols alive long enough to yell "OOGA!" another day. Here, future mystics, farmers, and fighters were shaped, their heads filled with just enough sense to know which end of the club to hold. And yet, for every wise smol who left its stone halls, there are whispers of others who misunderstood the lessons and went off to reinvent fire… again.